Conversation between my (stylist!) husband and myself
Me: How do I look?
Husband: Hmmmm
Husband: (after 10 seconds) Why don't you knot-this-shirt-up?
Me: I would look ridiculous! (you guys know its not my style, right?)
Husband: OK
I return after 2 minutes with a knot!
Me: Now?
Husband: Awesome. Just tie your hair back now.
Unlike most men, he prefers hair tied back and away from my face.
Me: Hmmmm
I return with my hair tied back. Proof that I DO listen to him once in a while...
Me: Better?
Husband: Much!!! Just wear a bright lipstick now.
What's going on here? He rarely likes me with bright lipstick.
Me: And NOW?!?! (This better be the end of the instructions!)
Husband: OMG! You look like a Biker Chic! Just wear my sunglasses and let's go!
Me: (thinking) *that's the easy part. I like those sunglasses* ;)
... And Voila! the outfit below!

Shirt - Oasap [12']
Jeans - Miss Sixty [06'] Similar
Cuff - Armani Exchange [09'] Similar
Shades - Borrowed from Husband [12'] Similar
Booties - Steve Madden [via Nordstorm RACK 10'] Similar